Mars Hill:Moon

9 Feb
Mark Driscoll on the Moon

Mark Driscoll on the Moon

Wow, hot on the heels of the Mars Hill Lego Campus comes confirmation (in the form of a fictitious, futuristic Christianity Today article) that Mars Hill and Acts29Network are planning a church plant on the moon!

I guess seeing as sermons are delayed a week in order to be broadcast via video, what’s the half hour extra wait to get it out to the moon.

Full article below, original source The Blazing Centre (consider yourself hat-tipped boys):

Mark Driscoll Initiates Space Church Planting Program

SEATTLE: In a surprise move, Mark Driscoll has announced that Acts 29 Ministries will definitely be planting a church on the moon in the next five years. This announcement comes just one week after Acts 29 announced that they have officially planted a church in every city in the world, including the city of Chernobyl, which is still uninhabited after the nuclear meltdown that happened fifty years ago.

When asked to comment he said, “Yes we know that life has not technically been discovered on the moon, but we still feel the need to plant this church. For all we know, there could be unreached people’s on the dark side of the moon. Heck, life has not technically been discovered in Texas yet either!”

When asked about the difficulties in traveling to and from the moon he said, “You know, we’re currently doing 240 services on Sunday mornings using a combination of holograph and teleport technology. I don’t see why we can’t do something like that on the moon.”

According to sources within Acts 29, plans are also in motion to plant churches on Mars, Venus, and possibly Pluto, depending on if it gets reinstated as an official planet.

For the record I love Mars Hill, especially Driscoll and all things Acts 29. MD actually retweeted this little puppy so he obviously sees the funny side.

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